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I spend a lot of my time online doing these weird ass surveys and tests...so, here you go..
Whats your middle name? Paul
Whens is your birthday? july 13th 1981
Who is your favorite friend on the show "Friends"? joey
Favorite number? 11
Favorite color? silver
Shoe size? 11
One thing you look for in a girl? if we laugh at each other
Have you ever told anyone else that you loved them? sure have
Most serious relationship you have had? Rae
What kind of colonge/perfume do you wear? Gravity
What would be the perfect thing you could get from someone? Love & Trust
favorite board game? scategories
Favorite sport? Hockey
How far have you ever gone sexually? All the way
How far will you go? I'll let you know when I figure that out
What turns you on the most without contact? Smile
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? My lazyness...and follow through will things I start
Blondes or burnettes? Either or
How often do you drink? maybe once a month
How would you describe yourself for a personal ad? if your looking for perfection then look some where else
What is your favorite flavor lip gloss? Peach
What is your favorite thing in your room? my computer
Best thing to do on a date? laugh
Best song that describes your boyfriend/girlfriend relationship? Dont have a current relationship at the moment
Favorite animal at the zoo? the zoo sucks
favorite non-alcoholic beverage? fruit punch...milk
favorite alcoholic beverage? Smirnoff Ice
If you didn't have any plans on a Saturday night, what would you do? either sit here or go over to sarahs
For or against:
Formal dances? theyre ok sometimes
Bellybutton rings (girls)? trendy
Tatoos? Hell yeah
Inter-racial dating? whatever
Slutty clothes? they gotta make slutty clothes to keep it intresting...and there are always going to be sluts anywhere you go
G/F or B/F being a stripper? I actually don't think I'd mind if I trusted her
Incest Fest? what the fuck??
Boy bands? only if theyre punk
Do you like girls better with their hair up or down? down
Best outfit a girl/guy could wear to get you to notice her/him? well nothing would catch my attention...
Most embarrassing thing that has happened to you? I don't really get embarressed
What is the craziest thing you have ever done? jezz...you don't ask a person like me that question...
When was your first "real" kiss? 10th Grade
Where is the best place to have sex? somewhere soft
What is the best foreplay? all of it
Best place to go on vacation? I'll get back to you later this year
Best alchoholic drink? Goldschlagger or Pucker
Best place to be massaged? shoulders...uhhh, my body turns off when that happens
How do you let a girl/guy know you want to get to know her/him better or that you like her/him? tell them
What college do you want to go to? CMU
Long hair or short? I'm a fan of long hair
Favorite Sesame Street character? the snuffaluffagus
One article of clothing you couldn't live without? Socks
What majorly grosses you out about girls/guys? when they dont shave "the area", hey it bugs me, even if i do sound like a dick
Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? nope, wait yeah...LOL ...remember that KT and Mel?
Favorite phrase? Thanks buddy!
If you could live anywhere, where would it be? right here in this house, I'd give my parents the place to live anywhere
What kind of sheets do you have? black
Favorite way to keep warm? be next to a special in my bed
Would you ever stalk a girl/guy? no
Do you know how to cook? stuff that can be microwaved
Have you ever been covered in whipped-cream and licked from head to toe? =-|
Do you have any fetishes? i dont think so
what is your wildest fantasy? why would I tell you?
If could screw one cartoon character which one would it be? Like I have time to think about that
HOw old were you when you had your first crush? can't remember
What is your definition of love? The maturation of friendship
When do you usually go to sleep? When I'm tired
Favorite stuffed animal? ...
favorite juice? fruit punch
Pens or pencils? pencil
Have you ever watched porn? yup
Favorite season? fall and summer
Is it pop or soda? shhhhhhh..pop!!!
Favorite ice cream flavor? Cherry Garcia
If you were a food what would you be? a fifth of skyy vodka
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FINISH THE LINE.....
Sometimes I wish that: I was rich
I wish my life: was not as complicated as my mother makes it
Some people: are hopeless
I wish I had: no worries and a lot of money
Parties are: are usually good
I would love it if: i could do what i wanted and get paid
I want to be: me
I wish
to go everywhere but: ohio
School is the biggest: place of oppritunity
I think turning back time is: not possible
Online is: Online
Having sex is: fun, when done safley
Being a virgin: Is a damn good accomplishment
My friends are: more honest about you than you are aabout
yourself
My current relationship: ...
When I wake up I think about: going back to bed
When I go to sleep: its
an escape
When I'm sleeping, my dreams are about:crazy things
Life is like a/an: big melting bowl of butter
The funniest person in the world goes to: Rob
The weirdest
person I'm friends with is: JJ
Love: the greatest feeling in the world
Long term
relationships are: Good
I'm more of the *day/night* person: night
My biggest fear is: dying
Rejection: Happens....not everyone is going to agree with your
ideas/like you
The most complicated part of life is: pleasing everyone while trying to do the best for
yousself
What I love in a girls/guys features is: a mind
Sometimes I feel like: it's not right
I will always wait for: my friends
I'm the person you could find: sitting on the computer
The best memory was: everyone that involves laughter
The gift from a friend/relative i value most is: A place to vent
1999 always will be: my favorite summer
I am: who i wanna be
The Spark.com's tests:
You are 19% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation.
The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
The Sex Test:
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
12 people!
Including
the 3 you've already had sex with, |
The info on your 9 future sex partner(s):
| 9 of them will be female |
| 0 of them will be male |
| And you will actually love 1 of them! |
Because of your idealist attitude, you have to be careful not to get hurt. |
You exhibit a stress percentage of
16%
which barely registers. Get a job.
Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you
should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
It all adds up...
You are definitely a man!
The Bastard Test:
The results are in. You are certifiably:
37% bastard!
The Bitch Test:
The Greed Test:
47% greedy!
In addition, we have determined that for a small bribe of 191 bucks, you'd spread a jar mayonnaise in your underwear and wear it for a month straight.
The Ass Test:
17 % AssThe Wealth Test:
Congratulations! Based on inflation, taxes, the anticipated world economy, melting icecaps, free love, the global yeast war of 2017, the Canadian depression of 2021, and your personal financial outlook, you can expect to be worth one million dollars at...The Un-Tellegence Test:
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you
are:
76% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
"The subject shows a very high
level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best
qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the
equation.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of
humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric
self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of
confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest
individuals."
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with
confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away
with everything:
The Death Test:
Mark your calendar You can expect to die on:
September 27, 2050
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack(19%)
Cancer (13%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Alcohol Poisning (11%)
You are 56% Pure!
The Personality Test:
You are a PERFORMER (D.E.A.F.)--personable,
self-assured, and excellent under pressure. You are extroverted and strong-willed, which,
in combination means you are good with people and aren't willing to let opportunity pass
you by. Congratulations. I’m sure all the peons you’ve stepped on never saw it
coming and didn’t feel a thing.
You like being naked.
Anyhow, you have formidable creative talents, and you often following what your heart
tells you instead of your logical mind. Your exuberance can earn you many friends and
admirers, despite your ambition, or it can intimidate the less confident into keeping
their distance. It’s also possible you’re Madonna.
Through rigorous testing, we've discovered that your compatibility with someone is exactly how likely you are to kiss them when drunk.
Uh oh! Watch out ladies!!!!!
